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Ezekiel 37: "...Behold, I will take the children of Israel from among the nations, whither they are gone, and will gather them on every side, and bring them into their own land; and I will make them one nation in the land..."...................................The cross-sectional view of a lightning bolt is in the shape of a Star of David.......................................................A cross-sectional view of a rainbow is also a Star of David...................................................Mel is still a shmuck......................................The NUMBER VALUE of the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet, ALEPH א, is 1. The letters spelling YAH (יה), one of God's Names; equal the numerical value of 15. The 15th letter from the beginning letter of the Book of Genesis is Aleph א- the numerical value of which is 1..................The י-ה-ו-ה Name of God (the Tetragrammaton) equals 26; the 26th letter of Genesis is Aleph א - 1.............................................The Name of God, El אל equals 31. The 31st letter of Genesis is Aleph א- again 1......................................................The Name of God, ELOHIM אלהים, equals 86 and the 86th letter of the Book of Genesis is Aleph א -1.
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9/14/2008

HaMasiach: My Land Of Israel (Heb)

HaMasiach: My Land Of Israel (Heb)
HaMasiach Myspace

HaMasiach is a musical project by Lior Shulman, of SHEVA. Lior has a new video called My Land of Israel, that was created by award winning filmmaker Igal Hecht www.chutzpaproductions.com

BUY HIS CDS



COMING SOON: Joanna Angel

COMING SOON: Porn Maverick Joanna Angel
Interview with XXX Maverick Joanna Angel coming soon.

One of the more interesting personalities to break out into the XXX porn world in the last decade is a hardcore Jersey girl who you may know as Joanna Angel and her website is http://www.joannanagel.com and http://www.burningangel.com. Joanna started her own XXX website in her college days a few years ago and has since become a serious award winning XXX hardcore porn producing and directing maverick of sorts. She is pioneering goth, tattoo, degradation sex, or in other words, the XXX version of the suicide girls, if you know who and what they are.

Joanna Angel soon to be on Jewish Mayhem

Good quality, sample videos of her XXX work are available for viewing for members.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

Sample Videos


Hebrew Mayhem 011

Hebrew Mayhem 011

After 2000 years of forced exile, the twelve tribes of Israel are slowly returning to the land and speaking Hebrew, the language of our forefathers. This is a miraculous event in world history make no mistake about this, this modern return is the third return to the exact same land, by the same people, using the same language, in the same cities.

Sadly, after over 50 years of miraculous survival, the halls of political power in Israel today have become dank with insanity.

The first word in Hebrew that you should learn is Po She A, or criminal.

Jewish Mayhem language class


Joke Mayhem 011

Filed under: - Joshua @ 9:23 pm

Joke Mayhem 011

One Berlin Jew meets another. He is carrying (the Nazi propaganda) newspaper Der Strummer. The first Jew is shocked. ‘You read that Nazi anti-Semitic newspaper?’ ‘Of course, If I read the Jewish press I only see all the trouble we are in… If I read Der Strummer I see how powerful we are. How we run the world.”


Coka Cola twisted

T-Shirt Mayhem 011

Everyone loves a good t-shirt and I saw this the other day and thought that it was pretty fucking funny. Cheers


8/30/2008

NECRO INTERVIEW 2008

NECRO INTERVIEW 2008

Interview by: Josh Andrews
Video provided by NECRO and PLR.

Jewish Mayhem interviewed the notorious Brooklyn based, underground rap, death rap juggernaught NECRO, a couple of years ago, which you can read in the past issues if you are a member. We also featured his classic sleazy underground videos that are too grimy for MTV.

(What’s the story behind NECRO’s Mayhem?)

BUY NECRO MERCH @

WWW.NECROHIPHOP.COM

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NECRO

PSYCHO+LOGICAL-RECORDS ‘08 RELEASE SCHED.

MR. HYDE Chronicles Of The Beast Man OUT NOW
new vid “Killer Collage” ft. Q-Unique/ILL BiLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0XGWzLDR1o
5 new songs myspace.com/mrhyde

NECRO THE SEXORCIST Special Ed. CD/DVD COMIN SOON
new vid “Who’s Ya Daddy?” 1 million views in week
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhT3BRB1QrjipZKfmv
4 new songs myspace.com/necro

RIVIERA REGIME Real Soldierz Ride w/DVD 8/19
new vid “Sacrificial Offer”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXirKS4dpZI
11 new songs myspace.com/rivieraregime

SABAC The Ritual w/DVD 9/2
NECRO Death Rap Special Ed. CD/DVD 9/16
Q-UNIQUE Between Heaven & Hell w/DVD 9/30
NEMS Prezident’s Day:1st Term w/DVD 10/14
SEAN STRANGE Street Urchin w/DVD 10/28

Necro The Sexorcist xxx video for whos your daddy

TOURING:
2 Oct 2008 20:00
Lucerna Music Bar Prague, Czech Republic
3 Oct 2008 20:00
Button Factory Dublin, Ireland
4 Oct 2008 20:00
Dynamo Zurich, Switzerland
9 Oct 2008 20:00
Thekla Bristol, England UK
11 Oct 2008 20:00
BUM Festival Bilbao, Spain
12 Oct 2008 20:00
Music Box Manchester, England UK
13 Oct 2008 20:00
Barfly Birmingham, England UK
15 Oct 2008 20:00
Fresh Club Poland
16 Oct 2008 20:00
Astoria London, England UK
17 Oct 2008 20:00
Kugl St Gallen, Switzerland
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JM: The last time J.M. spoke to you, you had not yet toured Europe. Since then you have made a lot happen like world tours, new talent signed to your label, new branding for PLR, distribution deals, new merchandise. Can you list off your accomplishments for the last couple of years?

THAT WOULD BE A LONG LIST, LETS PUT IT THIS WAY, I FUCKED 18 HOT BITCHES IN ONE MONTH, EARNED THE TITLE INTERNATIONAL PLAYER OF THE YEAR 07 AND 08, NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME IN THAT DEPT.
I MURDERED MANY STAGES AND DISGRACED MANY COUNTRIES AND THEIR GOVERNMENTS, WE PISSED, SMACKED, AND SPIT ON BITCHES ALL OVER THE WORLD, SOLD SHIRTS, ATE PUSSY, PUNCHED PEOPLE IN THE FACE, PROBABLY EVERY OTHER SHOW SOMEONE GETS CRACKED, AND WE GOT PAID TO DO IT, SO THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOB MAN, ITS A MOTHERFUCKING ADVENTURE

JM: What has been the most gratifying accomplishment for you in the last couple of years?

I GET MORE HANDSOME DAILY, IT SHOCKED ME THAT I COULD GET ANY BETTER LOOKING, BUT GQ NAMED ME THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ON EARTH LAST YEAR, BRAD PITT GOT MAD, I HEARD HE’S HATING

JM: You have new talent signed to your label, can you tell us about that?

YEAH THEY ARE ANIMALS, WE ARE ANIMOL, THEY CAME ON TOUR TO PISS ON HOES, I GOT SCUMBAG TALENT, NEMS, SEAN STRANGE, RIVIERA REGIME, SABAC, Q-UNIQUE, MR HYDE, I GOT THE DREGS OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, AND WE RAP BETTER THAN YA FAVORATE RAPPER

JM: Now that you have toured a lot more since we spoke last a couple of years ago, what has been your favorite city, in general, and why?

I LOVE TORONTO OF COURSE BECAUSE I HAD A 4SOME THERE, BUT FINLAND WAS GREAT FOR THE PISS FEST, HALIFAX WAS GREAT FOR SMACKS, VANCOUVER WAS GREAT FOR BLONDE PUSSY, WINNIPEG WAS GREAT FOR BRUNETTE PUSSY AND PUNKROCK PUSSY, NYC WAS GREAT FOR DIRTY PUSSY, CALI WWAS GREAT FOR CLEAN YUMMY PUSSY, NORWAY WAS GREAT TO BUST A LOAD IN A THICKY THICKS MOUTH, SWEDEN WAS GREAT FOR TWINS, WRIGLY SPEARMENT SHIT, CZECH WAS GREAT FOR DRUNK GOTH COCKSUCKING BASTERD BITCH THAT GAVE BAD HEAD, I COULD GO ON AND ON MAN, I PUT MOTLEY CRUE OUT OF BUSINESS

JM: What is your favorite venue to play and why?

THE VENUE THAT PAYS THE MOST AND HAD THE MOST PACKED CROWD, MAYBE THE HENRY FONDA IN LA WAS THE SICKEST

JM: Any new toys to speak of? Mixing boards, instruments, studio access. In other words, do you use the same equipment from 2 years ago or have you upgraded?

I USE MY FIST NOW MORE THAN EVER, I USED TO JUST FUCK BITCHES, NOW I STICK MY WHOLE ENTIRE FIST INSIDE THEIR PUSSY AND PLAY WITH ORGANS, MOOGS, MUSCLES, U NAME IT, ITS ALL IN THEIR

JM: Art / illustrated imagery plays a serious role in your image or persona. What artists or art or imagery influenced you ? Were you or are you into comics and if so which?

I USED TO LIKE COMICS AS A KID, WHAT IF, SECRET WARS, THE HULK, VIGILANTE, X-MEN OFCOURSE, ALL DOPE, I LOVE DOPE COMIC ART

JM: Have you used the same artists to create your imagery?I USE WHOEVER IS AVAILABLE AND WHOEVER CAN COOK UP A BANGER, ARTISTS ARE LAZY, THEY RARELY MAKE BANGER AFTER BANGER UNLESS THEY WORK FOR MARVEL

JM: Who does your art for your merchandise now?

MY PEEPEE

JM: You brought hardcore, Toronto based rap duo Riviera Regime on board to your label, can you tell us about that?

YEAH, THEY ARE PROUD JEWS, SO AM I, THEY ARE HOOD, STREET AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT, SO WE CLICKED, THEY GOT MY BACK AND VICE VERSA, SO WE DROPPED THEIR ALBUM ON PLR

JM: You have a project called Jewish Gangsters in the works with Riviera Regime and Lord Ezec, can you tell us about that and how is that going?

ITS A WORK IN PROGRESS BUT ITS GONNA BE AMAZING, IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ALBUM, IT WILL SOUND LIKE NO OTHER HIPHOP ALBUM EVER, AND IT WILL BE NEXT LEVEL, NO OTHER JEWISH RAPPER COULD DO IT LIKE IM GONNA DO IT, CUZ THEY NOT GANGSTA, WE ARE, SO WE GONNA SHOW YOU THAT JEWISH THUG SIDE, THAT JEW IN THE PROJECTS SHIT, JEW IN THE GHETTO SHIT, JEW IN THE MAFIA SHIT, YOU’LL SEE

JM: You’re into boxing from what I recall, can you tell us about that? How long have you been doing that, where do you train? Do you have any particular style? Are you into MMA fighting? Do you got to matches? Any favorite fighters?

I LIKE TO BOX, I BEEN BOXING SINCE I WAS 16, I STARTED KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT IN NIGHT CLUBS, BUT I NEVER TRIED TO DO IT IN MATCHES OR ANYTHING
I TRAIN AT HOME NOW AND SPAR IN THE GYM OCCASIONALLY, BUT I USED TO TRAIN AT THE STARRET CITY BOXING GYM IN EAST NEWYORK FOR YEARS
MY STYLE IS CALLED HEART, I RESPECT ALL THE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, ITS COOL, I DONT PLAY FAVORATES, ANYONES NUMBER CAN BE GOT AT ANY TIME

JM: You have a lot of things going on right now such as DVD releases, future tours? What’s in store for the world?

MORE DOPE NECRO SHIT AND PLR SHIT, IM JUST GONNA KEEP DROPPING QUALITY, I GET THE HATERS MAD, AND I LOVE IT, IM DOWN FOR THE RUCKUS WITH WHOEVER, WE REP OUR SHIT IN PERSON LIVE IN YA GRILL SO WHATEVER, WE AINT GOING NOWHERE, SALUTE US OR GET BEAT DOWN BY US

JM: Have you been to Israel since we spoke to you a couple of years ago and if so, anything noteworthy to tell?

NAH I NEVER BEEN THERE, I GOT LOVE FOR ISRAEL, I GOT FAM THERE AND MY FATHER IS ISRAELI AND MOTHER TOO, SO ITS IN ME, BUT I WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN MY WHOLE LIFE SO THIS IS MY HOME, AND HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS

JM: Anything else you want to add or say to the fucking world?

YEAH CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS AND SUPPORT MY CAUSE
HERE ARE THE VIDEOS U FUCKING WHORE BAGS

Thank you very much Necro.
THANK YOU

MR HYDE FEAT ILL BILL & Q-UNIQUE - KILLER COLLAGE - MUSIC VIDEO
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Filed under: - Joshua @ 11:08 pm

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8/23/2008

Essay Mayhem 011

Essay Mayhem 011

Were you a good student in school? Are you a teacher right now?

Here are some priceless samples of essays submitted to teachers.

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